~ ” They’re running all the meat off those heifers trying to catch them.”
~ ” My doc has a green thumb. Everything he touches grows.”
~ “Dr. Prince. Confinement causes a speciality. Wood sawed at fifty cents per cord when not professionally engaged.
” Anyone can tell from her looks that you never carried a lantern when you courted your missus”
~ “How can you have faith in that watch without good works?”
~ “Do you want these monkeys mounted? God no – my wife would raise hell. Just have them holding hands.”
~ “She made a soup of tails and tongues. It was the only way she could make both ends meet. “