The Humor of Simple Life

~ ” They’re running all the meat off those heifers trying to catch them.”

~ ” My doc has a green thumb. Everything he touches grows.”

~ “Dr. Prince. Confinement causes a speciality. Wood sawed at fifty cents per cord when not professionally engaged.

” Anyone can tell from her looks that you never carried a lantern when you courted your missus”

~ “How can you have faith in that watch without good works?”

~ “Do you want these monkeys mounted? God no – my wife would raise hell. Just have them holding hands.”

~ “She made a soup of tails and tongues. It was the only way she could make both ends meet. “


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